The ‘Why I Am Totally Awesome’ Tarot Spread

Valentines day.

The time when tarotists, astrologers, ball-gazers and fortune tellers et al the world over make like a herd of sheep and cash in on the (possibly)  global obsession with finding ‘the one’.

You can order your valentines day tarot reading, hear what the planets are doing to your love-life, ‘find love’ (?!?) or, worst of all, ‘find out what he’s really thinking’.

Hell, the greetings card companies are doing it, why shouldn’t we?

Euuuurgh. Not a fan.

So without further ado I give you…

The ‘Me Myself and I, aka Why I Am Totally Awesome Tarot Spread’

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1. What’s totally awesome about me is…
2. My favourite thing about myself is…
3. I am brilliant because…

And if that hasn’t sorted you out, go right ahead and pull one more card:

4. One reason it doesn’t matter if I have one lover, three partners or no sweetie at all is…

Tip – this is a ‘flash-card’ spread. Immediate responses only!

Here let me show you…

1. What’s totally awesome about me is…

Eight of Wands – I know how to express myself and get what I want.

2. My favourite thing about myself is…

Nine of Pentacles – I have all the resources I need to be whoever I want to be. I may not be minted, but I sure am rich.

3. I am brilliant because…

Three of Wands – I make shit happen.

(Quick confession – I do have a sweetie. I love her, want her and need her. But that’s utterly irrelevant, ‘k?)

4. One reason it doesn’t matter if I have a lover/s or not is…

The Hierophant – I am wise, I am rooted, I hold the key to my own happiness.

Sorted.

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